I laugh. You are definitely not average.
“Why are you laughing?”
“Well, the website said an average size and you are nowhere near it.”
“Are you calling me fat?”
“Absolutely not!”
“What then?”
“You need to stop being so insecure, sweetie. I laughed because you are not average. In anything. This just confirms what I already know: that you are exceptional.”
You turn red. Like really, really red.
“That was a compliment, in case you were wondering.”
“I know.” You pause. “I don’t think you are average either, by the way.”
“Well, thank you. Now, about this drive you were going to take me on?”