“You are single now, aren’t you?”
“That is none of your business.”
“Very true. Sorry. I sometimes speak before I think.”
“It’s fine.”
“No. It’s not. I don’t know you much and I asked you a deeply personal question. And in that backwards manner which made it sound mean. It wasn’t, of course. But I do apologise.”
“Thank you for that. I guess it’s natural to be curious. I am curious about you. Are you single?”
“Yes, yes I am.”
“Good.”
“It is?”
“Yes, because it means I can flirt with you.”
“So you are single?”
“Yes. How did you know?”
“You are going to think it’s weird.”
“Why don’t let me be the judge of that?”
“I… Um… Noticed that your videos are now static. Before someone filmed you. Now you film yourself.”
“Very observant.”
“Sorry, it’s my flaw. One of them.”
“I have a few flaws myself.”
“That seems unlikely.”
“Well, I am single.”
“Yes, but that isn’t a flaw. That’s the best news I heard today.”
“Oh? How so?”
“It means I can flirt with you too.”