“I’m not a crazy fan. I mean, I am crazy. And I am a fan. But I’m not a crazy fan.”
“Erm… You are holding my vinyl so I can sign it and you are wearing my t-shirt.”
“Well, yes. My tits look good in this t-shirt and well, might as well get it signed since I am here.”
“Your tits do look good in my t-shirt.”
“A bit forward, are we?”
“This coming from the woman who didn’t even say hello and opened with ‘I am not a crazy fan’?”
“Point taken. Thanks. I think.”
“You’re welcome. Now, since we have established that a) you are crazy and b) your tits look good, how about a drink?”
“Are you taking the piss?”
“Not at all. You see, I am crazy too and I think that I’ll become a fan within five minutes.”